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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

In most of my past relationships, I have always been the one wearing the trousers. It’s because I am a control freak who craves to be in control of everything and everyone in my life. However, I’m willing to change my ways for the right lad, espe...

Snogging in an alleyway is as far as I got to doing naughty things outdoors, and that felt like it was a decade ago already. Now I want to up the stakes and would love to get fucked like no ones business in a dingy walkway at the back of a pub.

I won't get mad if you want to play video games or if you want to watch cartoons on CNX. I'll only get angry if you don't fill my nights with warm kisses, gentle touches. And if you don't sprinkle your hot thick milk into my fanny.