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"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

I am looking for a proper lad who can make me feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world, without doing anything special or uttering sweet words. For me, a proper man can do that by staying by my side when things get rough.

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

I know that almost all ladies here are looking for someone handsome and sexy. Well, I think those kinds of guys are too overrated already and that's why I refuse to join the bandwagon. Instead, what I am looking for is the kind of guy who's nice, swe...

A woman who knows how to properly lick ice cream in a cone. My tongue is an expert in moving and swirling properly so I am confident to say that I can lick a lad's knob in the best and most satisfying way possible.