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I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

"All fur coat and no knickers", now I would love to take on literally. I have the physique to pull it off, curvy and buxom despite already at the age I am in. I still have the insatiable urge to ride any man that comes my way.

I have a daring personality that has the power to awaken even penises that are already old and are in slumber. It's them that inspire me to sharpen up my skills. With that, allow me to say that I'm ready for battle. Are you?

Looking for a naughty lad who can fulfill my life-long fantasy. Somehow, I have this weird fascination about superheroes developing sexual lust towards the villain. If you want to connect with me, you must be a comic book anorak and roleplay savvy.