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What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Fewer and fewer men are interested in committed relationships. I can’t really blame them. Who wants to be tied down when the world is filled with pretty girls like me who also refused to be with one man? I’d rather have naughty conversations diff...

The only thing my mind is good at is creating naughty fantasies that can either be too mainstream or too fucked up. I'm not sure if I am just a horny slut craving some dick, or if there's something wrong in my head. Can you handle that kind of crazin...

These beautiful fingers I have are so playful they move without me telling them to. They are beautiful ninjas who find their prey without a hitch. This is the advantage that I have over other lasses. My fingers don't let precious moments pass.