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I know this is a bit hard to believe but I am actually quite inexperienced when it comes to sex. The only man I fuck is my ex-boyfriend, so I was out of the game for a long time. I hope there is a patient man in here who can show me how to have a goo...

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Always game to giving a good suck. Having a bloke's prick in my mouth or fucking my throat is a delightful experience. I don't know why other women are opposed to doing so, I get pleasure in watching my partner come undone because of me.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...