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My favourite thing is having scrummy breakfast in bed prepared by a handsome chef. A handsome man to me is someone who looks strong and sexy even with his apron on. He doesn't have to be like Theo James. He just have to be sweet and be himself around...

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

What I can tell you about me is that I'm not the type of partner who would let you starve from food or maybe from sex. I will do my best to cook for you when your stomach is growling and to fuck with you when your knob is throbbing.

I feel like a superhero, and just like any typical superhero, I'm always to the rescue when someone is in trouble, enjoys flying - by plane or course, physically fit and feel more comfortable with just wearing my undies.

I am a lady who loves to party hard until the ungodly hours. I am also the type of babe who enjoys being one over the eight in a nice watering hole. Anyway, the reason why I came here is to find a bloke who fancies alcoholic drinks like me.