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I may not be one of the young lasses you've known in the past, but what makes me different is I know how to give the best jobby to make you beg for more. I can turn into a slag you'll be mad about in bed.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I can be the most gentle lady who'll be by your side when you feel blue. I can be the best cook who'll prepare scrummy dishes that suit your tastebuds. But... I can also be the wildest lady when you need to have a release.

A whore in the sheets but a lady on the streets. Seeing the expressions of blokes when I give them a sneak peek of what's under (or what I'm not wearing under) my skirt is just priceless. The way lust takes over after the surprise is just delightful ...

I bask in the sun while having a passionate affair with a man. I'm a one woman man, and it annoys me to be with so many men at the same time. While the thought of it is thrilling, I feel bad when I can't serve all of them equally. So me + 1 man = per...