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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm someone honest, considerate, reliable, upright, and most importantly, someone who openly welcomes the mystery of life itself. I'd be thrilled to explore life and romance on the most profound level.

People think that it's rude when women only want to be with men who are handsome and have great looks. Well, they can't blame us if appearance matters. I will not lower my standards or compromise for someone who doesn't pass my requirements. I mean, ...

What are in my bucket list? - To try skydiving and wingsuit flying - To get off at the beach during the day. I don't like nighttime. I wouldn't have a chance to enjoy my lover's physique by then. - To eat exotic food. Any recommendation?

Nothing beats spicy chicken wings and a cold bottle of beer after a long tiring day at work. That’s what I always thought off until I figured out that there is a better addition to it. What else could it be than sexual pleasure? Damn, do you think...