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Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Just relax while chatting with me. You don't need to pressure yourself in planning things just to impress. We should just go with the flow of our conversation. Our chats will never be boring as long as we have matching brainwaves. Let us enjoy our ta...

There is no such thing as a perfect gentleman. Guys will always have flaws in them, so it's a total waste of time to look for a man who has everything. I don't care about money, respect, fame, attitude, or other shit like those. All I want is a prope...

Exchanging private jokes or goofing around is a good way to have fun, isn't it? If you say yes, send me your sweetest message. Make sure it's really overloaded with sweetness. Or else, I might not be able to notice it, luv.