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Washing cars while I'm in my tight jeans never fails to make every bloke have a proper Vlad. The way they look at me can get in the way most of the time. Because who in the world would let that kind of moment pass anyway?

I am not looking for anything serious. I just don't want to be in a committed relationship. I don't know when I would ever be ready, so I want to keep things casual. Let's just mess with each other as discreetly as possible. Can you do that?

Let's skip the getting to know each other part, shall we? Why don't you look at my profile and tell me what you truly love about me? No need to carefully choose the right words. I'm someone who's playful, so you can be dirty with me.

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

I am the exact opposite of smart-ass, inconsiderate and miss know-it-all bitch who is only useful for flaunting her thighs and leaving disturbing impressions the crowd with her big yet artificial boobies.