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Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Tired of having a mundane life. I have a very typical life where I wake up in the morning, go to work, and come home at night. No one prepares my meals. I do all the cooking by myself. While I love being alone, I'd like to add a bit of mixture in it....

I love a good sticky toffee pudding! I cannot live without it, pure decadence I tell you! I would often be disappointed if a resto does not have it on their menu. Another thing that brings me delight are dishy lads who have a sweet tooth for my straw...

An old soul stuck in a young body. I get teased a lot for having hobbies that ladies have when they reach a certain age. But in my defense, I enjoy it immensely and it relaxes me. Despite the grandmother behavior, I have a tight quim that would make ...