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I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

The good thing about me is that I am not the type of lass who gets cheesed off over tiny and petty things. I don't get annoyed over the bad weather or maybe over an unpleasant meal. In fact, the only thing that makes me cheesed off is when lads do no...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A beautiful life is not when I have a posh car, a palace, nor an uncountable pounds. Life becomes amazing when there are unlimited and incredible sex every day of the year. Life is awesome when there are millions of men wanting to have me.

When it comes to serious and romantic relationships, I can say that I am the type of lady who has been in the wars. I have suffered a lot because of my exes and I can't bear to take any more heartbreak. So, who I am looking for here is the kind of bl...