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Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I love wearing oversized clothing! My friends say it's a shame that I hide my body under shapeless shirts and sweatshirts, but I value comfort overlooking good. I'd rather shag a bloke who fancies me for my personality rather than my ass.