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There is no need to make things complicated just to get what we want. We both know why we are here, so let us keep things simple. Tell me what you expect your woman to do for you're on the bed, and I will send you a reply if I think that I can do tha...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

This delicious body of mine is in need of some touch and it would be nice if the touching would be accompanied by some licking. If you agree to devour every inch of my body, I promise that I will do the same to you.

During the first few encounters, I tend to be the shy one. But once you get to know me personally, you will be able to see all of the mazes and the madness inside my head. So if you’re the type of lad who isn’t just ready yet for a somewhat nutty...

I read all kinds of books, but the best book I've read so far is about sex. I've learned so much by reading I want to apply what I've learned from the book in real life. More about me - I'm thoughtful.