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Going into yoga class after being in the office pushing papers is the remedy to a very bland day. Aside from improving my mental health, it made me flexible enough to make tricky sex positions a breeze to perform.

I love being tied up. It's fun to have a chap who rolls his fingers around my neck before squeezing it tight. When I hear his heavy breathing, it means he's randy and is ready to give me a hard kiss against my lips.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm the kind of lass who's excited for her next trips. I always have questions on my mind like, "What's the trip gonna be like?" "Are there massage parlors?" "Will I find cosmic restaurants?" Having these questions in my head keeps me from sleeping.

I am the kind of lady who values my career more than anything else. I am not looking for someone who will stay with me forever. I am a strong and independent woman. All I want is a man who can help me release some stress and enjoy the pleasures only ...