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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

I really think that life is not all beer and skittles. There are really times when we need to endure some difficulties just to get what we want. Just like when having sex, we need to move and sweat a lot first before we achieve the satisfaction we wa...

I don't understand why some men don't like having sex with mature ladies without giving it a try first. I mean, I know that they have their preference as such, but they can at least try the meal before refusing it. What do you think?

I make a blowjob hotter by doing it at a breathtaking spot like on the beach. I'm done with doing it in a car. Every blowjob should be super hot and not boring that's why I plan how to spice things up.

I'm a night owl who has been in a desperate search for someone for too long already. I want just a night of pleasure and be pounded on the wall. Just a man wanted to be taken rough and hard. That's all.