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Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I see myself as being the oddball in my group of friends. I don't like following trends and dress in pieces that a few of my gals would lovingly tease me about. They don't try to change me and I'd fancy a bloke a lot more if they didn't as well. I wi...

It's so much fun talking with a man who has the same interests as me. The minutes and the days go by unnoticed when we have fun teasing each other before finally taking what's ours. This is the kind of experience I'll never get tired of time and agai...

Don't worry about anything else while chatting with me. I want you to concentrate on me and forget about everything. Do you think you can do that? Are you willing to drop everything off just to have a chat with me? I want to be your priority and not ...