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Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

Water Sex. I've never tried this kind of sex. I didn't even think about it. It never crossed my mind until I watch a YouTuber talking about it, and I was like, "Why haven't I thought of it? It must have been electrifying."

Truth be told, I have been able to survive until now because of my capable hands. Although they are very thin and small, I know that I can nearly do everything to my body with this bloody pair of tools. If you want to know what else I can do with the...