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Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I have my own life. I'm used to doing things on my own. Somehow, the reality hit me. From time to time, I desire to be dribbled, to be thrown to the couch, and to be pounded by a savage attractive man.

Trying out multiple sex positions was something I never got the chance to do when I was younger. I was satisfied with doggystyle because a man from behind me can reach my G-spot pretty easily. But my age makes me wilder. It keeps on nudging me to try...

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

Putting on costumes and getting into character is my favourite part when it comes to sex. I am aware though that it's not everyone's cup of tea. Which is why I want to find a bloke who does not mind playing along with me.