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I either walk around my flat starkers or just an oversized flannel shirt. When I have to answer the door, I am not ashamed to just slip into my silk robe with nothing underneath. I quite like to tempt faith and see if one of those silly porn plots is...

I don't eat greasy food, for a man's hot jelly is enough for me. I'm a nice lady who's #1 priority is to keep a man satisfied through my expert hands. Also, I love actions that are spiced with chili. So hot.

The most scandalous thing that I got myself into was shagging my son's mate in the kitchen when he stayed over for the night. It's been years ago but that was when I started to prefer younger blokes to satiate my sexual needs.

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...