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One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Been a very naughty bint. Always wanted a rock hard cock right up my arse. I want to be taken harshly. I don't mind having sex on the first encounter; as long as you make it last the whole night that I will never regret and forget.

I have no favourite season in particular. I love them all - winter, spring, summer, and autumn. It's so nice that I get to change my fashion style every time a new season comes. Also, my eyes see a different view of the world.

A bloke's natural smell just gets me randy. I steal their shirts and wear them to sleep with nothing else on. Starkers, just a shirt with their manly smell and I'll be set for the night. Sweatshirts are also a favorable alternative.