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People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...

If you are looking for a lovely lady who can quickly fulfill your fantasies, then I'm already the one for you. And if you are wondering how I can do that, message me and I'll tell you. Don't you worry because I don't bite. Well, unless you want me to...

This may sound cliché but I came here to find my soulmate and the right one for me. I know that this is a strange place to find that lad but I will still try my luck. Anyway, the kind of lad I'm trying to find is someone who's mature, responsible, a...