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A pretty lass who hates Monday. It's like my body naturally knows that it is Monday. My body refuses to leave the bed and my mind only wants to be blank during this day. My crazy weekend party routine might be to blame, but still, Monday is absolutel...

Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

If I could only have sex every day, I would do it. Yes, that's how much I love having sex. However, I know that that's far from possible. Anyway, I wish to find a bloke who loves having sex as much as I do. Chat me now if you're that kind of bloke an...

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?