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Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

Whenever I am shagging with someone is when I truly feel alive. I am someone who can't seem to express myself properly using words. I am always misunderstood. However, when I use my body to express what I am feeling, that's when people tend to unders...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

I'm simply naughty, flirty, and eccentric. Love sex. That is why I'm here. I will give yeh the bollocks orgasm that yeh will experience. I will make yeh feel smashing and make yeh grizzle for more. What dae thou say?