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Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Wearing a tight dress and putting on my "fuck me" heels definitely spell trouble. Me and the gals would go pub crawling, drink as much shots as we can, and go dance until our legs are sore. If I get lucky, my heels are put to use and you'd find me sn...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I have sizable baps, which is why I am baffled when blokes ignore it during sex. I want my hard nipples to be sucked and played with their tongue. Be bit hard and tweaked, use both hands to pleasure me. One on my tit that's not occupied by their mout...

Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve