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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Previously had a cold heart. Now, I've decided to once again open up my heart to men who have a strong liking for sex. Not in search of someone who doesn't like sex just to make things clear. I fancy men who can be naughty and dirty with me.

Thank you for spending some time reading what I have to say about myself. I am not a big fan of describing myself but here it goes. I am a simple young lady who loves to do random stuff when I am bored. Sometimes I feel like I am bored to death, but ...

Here are my pet peeves: * A man who doesn't get randy when I'm around * A bloke just staring at me without making the move to touch me even though he's getting harder and harder every minute he's with me. * Not showering me with his hot string of ...

Make me feel like I am wanted and appreciated, and I will make sure that you will feel like the luckiest man alive. I know this may sound too good to be true, but I am known as someone to stick to her words.