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I am sure you will not believe this, but I've only been fucked by one man my whole life. My late husband is my first, but hopefully not my last. I am not sure whether I am good or not. I only know one thing, and that is this pussy would like to be fu...

My self summary: A lass who walks her dog every morning, cooks her own food, works in front of her laptop because she's a designer. That's me by day. Nighttime is different. I go on a pub crawl to get tipsy.

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...