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I'm a funny bint with smashing banter skills. I guess yah can say that it is part of my charm. Am looking for a man who has a gentle touch and has a smooth way of undressing me.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

I play video games even though I may have the classy look on me. When I and ex lived together, we used to play video games as a means to hang out together when we're too lazy to go on a romantic date.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?