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I picked up the habit of smoking at a pretty young age. I have tried quitting a few times but when I get stressed out, I have to light one. Though I also found out that a great way to make the stress go away is to fuck a willing bloke.

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

I can't go a day without creaming all over my fingers. My day just ain't right if I don't at least have one orgasm or get shagged until I'm a boneless mess in bed. When I don't have the time but get randy in the middle of the day, I would just walk i...

The only thing that I want right now is a boy toy. Yes, you've read that right. I want a lad who comes to rescue me whenever I'm feeling horny and whenever my axe wound feels the need to be pleased. To be clear, I don't want anything serious, I just ...

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.