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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

The thought of a bloke coming up behind me and making me bend over so they could rub their stiffy against my arse makes me moan out loud. I won't even mind it either if they flip up my skirt and start fingering me until I cum.

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

I want to be honest here. I'm mad about foreplay that lasts for hours. And if there's one secret I shouldn't tell you, but I will, it's the fact that during the last stage of a foreplay, I like a lollipop to play with my fanny.

I'm a shy and virtuous lady by day and a naughty and whimsical chick by night. I always surprise my friends with how I can transform from someone too timid and introvert, into someone so spontaneous and gregarious.