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When I was younger, I looked up to my sister because she was so nice and kind back then. But as I grew older, I realized that she's not really nice at all. She's just a pretentious bint who can't keep her hands to herself to the point that she let he...

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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

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