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In my entire life, I haven't been with someone who has what it takes to make me cum multiple times. I am not sure why that's the case but I guess it is either they are not really good at bed or I am just hard to be pleased.

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

I'm the conventional type of lass, but I'm not what you think I am. I have sex with anyone I meet in pubs. The reason I said I'm a bit of a traditional type is that I dislike being choked or being slapped in the middle of getting off. I prefer gentle...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.