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I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Don't message me if you don't fancy a woman who stays in the shower for too long and who applies makeup on her face. Everything that I do is what makes me happy aside from you, and I don't want my happiness to be taken away from me just because of a ...

A seductive lady who has been sharpening her nails. I'm preparing to mark a lad as mine when the right time comes. Right now, I'm still waiting for that chap who'll take me in his arms as he grinds inside my pretty fanny.