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My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

To be honest, I am not sure about what I am looking for here and I certainly do not know the appropriate things to write here. Anyway, I just want something fun, exciting, and naughty on the side. Is there anyone here who can give that to me?

In my entire life, I haven't been with someone who has what it takes to make me cum multiple times. I am not sure why that's the case but I guess it is either they are not really good at bed or I am just hard to be pleased.

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