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I love sitting my arse down on a plush loveseat that I conveniently placed near the fireplace. I would grab a cuppa or a glass of wine and watch the flames dance around or read a smutty book. I did place a shag rug there whose purpose is as its name ...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

I'm good at turning on the sexual senses of a man with my soft kisses on his nape. My tongue, on the other hand, is an expert in swirling around the tip of a man's tongue to make him erotically excited.

The most ideal man for me is someone who can handle crazy amounts of teasing and flirting. I don't mean simple, cutesy teasing. My teasing may or may not involve some rough play and a bit of heavy petting and biting. Can you handle that?