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Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

Teaching kids is my day profession so everything needs to be always prim and proper. But when the schooling ends, I want the parties to start. I can't finish a day without having a drink and finding someone to shag! It's like the schlong is my vitami...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

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What fascinates me in particular about some men is their genuine interest in women. They listen to my little stories even when it's already dark outside. They're even amused at how fun I can be when there's just the two of us.