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The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

I have an oversized teddy that has seen plenty of sinful acts that I committed while alone in my room over the years. Often I'd imagine it was a bloke who was watching me play with my kitty using various toys.

Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...